Category Archives: Rant Alert

Mark works for UPS as a part time supervisor and it’s a really hectic job. They’ve got about 50 different things they’re supposed to be juggling at any given time, and if they mess any of it up it could potentially mean disaster for the entire sort. What we both found funny is out of all the chaos that’s going on around him that he’s trying to manage, the higher up’s seem to be more concerned about which bathrooms employees are using and how much time they’re taking than they are about the important things- like making sure packages are getting where they’re supposed to go. So in addition to being a supervisor, he’s apparently supposed to be the BM Police as well. So, that reminded us of those old commercials Mr. T used to do back in the 80’s when the A Team (He played B.A. Baracus) was really popular, where he’d tell kids “Don’t be a foo, say no to drugs!” So we took it one step further. B.M. Baracus says “Don’t be a foo, dookie off da clock!”

I told Mark the next time his manager is wasting his time about this kind of stupid crap when he’s more worried about important things, he should respond the way Mr. T did in the WoW commercial. “Maybe the man had Taco Bell fo lunch. Maybe B.M. has more productive things to do than to monitor the dookie making habits of other grown adults. You ever think of that Mr. Condescending Manager?”

Hey everyone. Thanks again for coming by and giving everything a look. I really appreciate the response and feedback I’ve been getting so far. Here’s a few tips that might make things a little easier on you.

There’s a little drop down menu to the right where you can find things by categories. Also, if you click on the title of a post it’ll take you to it’s own page with the post centered, which makes it a bit easier to read. If it’s the first chapter of a series it’ll also link to the next chapter so you just have to click instead of scrolling or repeating the process. Hope you all enjoy!

Welcome to our new site! I know it’s not much but it’s the best I could do with my budget of $0. I’ve already got the first chapter of Down With the Thickness posted and the first 4 sample chapters of our novel The Chosen: Rebirthing for you to try out.  If you don’t feel like scrolling down you can use the handy “Categories” drop down menu to the right to get places faster.

My goal is to have a new chapter of Thickness posted once a week. I’ll also be posting a few short stories and random stuff periodically, along with my own blogtastic rants about whatever happens to come to me at the time. I’m going to do my best to update here regularly, so make sure to check back often. Feel free to comment and we hope you enjoy!